Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Independence Day in the US

An official government holiday in the world’s most oppressive global empire commemorating the empire's independence from the 18th century's version of the world's most oppressive global empire.

True patriots are expected to celebrate by eating food laced with carcinogens, drinking too much corporate mass-marketed beer, and burning a couple hundred dollars in noxious and noisy fireworks made in China.  

I'll probably eat something free-range and organic and wash it down with too much homemade mead. And if I find myself truly in the holiday spirit and feel compelled to burn something in celebration of empire, I think I have a Chinese-made American flag around here somewhere…

No comments:

Post a Comment